1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,928 Is someone there? 4 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:17,605 Margot, I thought I heard you sneaking around. 5 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,695 What are you doing up so late? 6 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,915 Nothing. 7 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,917 What you got there? 8 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,398 A little snack? 9 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:35,057 I haven't seen my little girl in a while. 10 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,453 Is everything okay? 11 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,285 Let me look at you. 12 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,424 Are you gonna make me walk 13 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,949 all the way over there in my weak state? 14 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:04,739 Margot! 15 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,003 Where are you going? 16 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,790 Oh my God. What happened? 17 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,618 He fell. 18 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,012 Honey, what are you doing up out of bed? 19 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:20,929 Margot, come help me clean this up. 20 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,933 Margot, get over here now! 21 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:27,631 She was running from me. 22 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:28,980 She's afraid of me. 23 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,462 No. 24 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,463 My own daughter's afraid of me. 25 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,424 My own daughter. 26 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,188 Mom, that's disgusting. I drink that too. 27 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,499 Can you help me clean a little? 28 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,849 Pilot's coming in for dinner tonight. 29 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:15,375 I want this place to look not like a shit hole. 30 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,773 And can whoever that is not be here, please? 31 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,951 What kind of name is Pilot anyway? 32 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,040 - It's a nickname. - What's his real name? 33 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,739 - Paul. - And how old is Paul? 34 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:34,698 Oh Jesus. 35 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,308 Stop, he's not that much older. 36 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:40,574 30, 40? Could I date him? 37 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,749 Oh, stop, Ew, no. 38 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:45,535 He's 30 something. 39 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:48,233 Why can't you date boys your own age? 40 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,366 Because boys are immature 41 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:54,196 And a 30 something year old with a nickname is mature? 42 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:58,418 Mature enough to have a job, money, and a car, 43 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:01,116 which is a lot more than I could say about some people. 44 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:04,075 You're growing up so fast, honey. 45 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,556 Too fast. 46 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,644 Somebody has to. 47 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,169 Are you gonna help me clean or not? 48 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,215 Yeah, sure, sure. 49 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,260 As soon as I can find an asprin. 50 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,611 I'll take care of that headache, darling. 51 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,917 Oh my God. Baby, again? 52 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:46,466 - What up? - Hey, Pilot. 53 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:49,773 - What's all this? - Cedar planks, plywood. 54 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,819 I know what it is. What's it for? 55 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,038 Oh, I'm putting a playhouse in the backyard. 56 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,605 You a little old for a playhouse? 57 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:58,086 For my daughter. 58 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,653 It's gonna be one hell of a playhouse. 59 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,613 So, wait here, I'll be right back. 60 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,180 Yep. 61 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,794 You all right, Eli? 62 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,535 It looks a little fucked up in here. 63 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,102 I mean, McKayla left, took Reagan, 64 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,103 went to her parents. 65 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,149 Wait, like, left for good? 66 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,804 That's what she says. 67 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,153 You know anyone that wants a piano? 68 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,807 I can't stand the thing. 69 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,461 And she doesn't even play, 70 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,550 it just sits there without a purpose. 71 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,901 - So, wait, what happened? - She found my stash, 72 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:33,121 read a couple texts. 73 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,253 One thing led to another 74 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,778 and she figured out that I don't exactly pay for this house 75 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,084 with an honest day's work. 76 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,391 - So, what are you gonna do? - I don't know. 77 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,219 Business is good. 78 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,308 Got three pretty big drops tonight alone. 79 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:49,659 - Yeah, women. - Mm. Yeah. 80 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,923 500. - Yep. Oh yeah. 81 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,404 Well, she'll be back. 82 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,407 All right, we'll see. 83 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,452 Hey, can I hit the bathroom before I get outta here? 84 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,367 You're not gonna take a shit, are you? 85 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,545 It's between me and God. 86 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,372 Hello and welcome to another episode 87 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,548 of "Zombie Playhouse". 88 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,027 I'm your host, Casper Credence, 89 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:13,640 AKA CC, AKA Captain Cannibal. 90 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,555 Now, for those of you who don't know, 91 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,949 today marks a celebratory episode, our 100th. 92 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,126 It's a milestone to say the least, 93 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,737 and we couldn't have done it without the support 94 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,260 of our loyal listeners, so thank you. 95 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:28,698 Let's get right into this. 96 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,657 Okay, so I'm gonna start with something 97 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,572 'cause it's been on my mind. 98 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,270 Recently, I've received quite a few emails 99 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,751 and messages regarding zombie sightings in the area. 100 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:41,189 Now, for the record, I get these all the time, 101 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,712 but these particular sightings are interesting 102 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,106 because they all have one thing in common. 103 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,325 See if you can guess what that is. 104 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,849 One loyal listener wrote, " While walking 105 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,112 my dog in Hideaway Park yesterday, 106 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,548 I was chased by a man who was bleeding 107 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,072 from the eyes and groaning." 108 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,335 Sounds like me after a light jog. 109 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,467 Here's another one. 110 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,164 "Hey, big fan. 111 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,253 Anyway, I think I almost ran over a zombie 112 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,864 in Hideaway Park yesterday 113 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,213 before he disappeared into the woods." 114 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,693 I'm not making this up. 115 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,738 These are emails from different people. 116 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,958 Okay, here's one more. 117 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,263 " A mutilated homeless man tried to bite me in the bathroom 118 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,743 at Hideaway Park." 119 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,181 Have you guessed the commonality? 120 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,748 If you said Hideaway Park, 121 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,533 then you win a prize. 122 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,884 Now, look, if this is part of some prank 123 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,973 to help me ring in my centennial episode, 124 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,889 well then it was well coordinated and bravo to you. 125 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,763 But if this is not a prank, if these sightings are real, 126 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,811 if the living dead walk among us, then... 127 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,774 Then we're in some serious shit. 128 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:59,006 Hey, Eli, heard about what happened between you and McKayla. 129 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,399 I'm sorry, man. That's gotta hurt. 130 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,488 Do me a favor and just focus on your monster show 131 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,055 instead of my relationship. 132 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,578 It's a zombie podcast, you know that. 133 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,320 I told you literally a million times. 134 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,627 Guess I wasn't listening. 135 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,237 What's your problem with me all the time? 136 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,065 I just try to be nice and neighborly to you. 137 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,893 It's annoying that you know every little thing 138 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,808 that's going on because you don't have a life. 139 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:22,159 It's on her social media, dude. 140 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,248 Like, I don't even know how old you are, 141 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,468 but you gotta be too old to live with your mom, 142 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,210 and your fascination with make-believe creatures, 143 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:32,126 it's not normal. 144 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,041 Don't come running to me when there's a zombie apocalypse. 145 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,738 You see? That's what I mean. 146 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,435 You actually go to sleep at night 147 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,263 with that thought in your fucking head. 148 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:43,398 - It could happen. - Okay, let's say it could. 149 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,834 Let's say it does. 150 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,662 What are you gonna do about it? 151 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,751 What is Casper gonna do about it? 152 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,188 You gonna save the world? You? 153 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,974 You know what? 154 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,627 I'm not getting into this with right now. 155 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,281 You're putting your negative bullshit onto me 156 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,282 and I got a hot date tonight, I don't need that. 157 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,545 Your mom's not hot. 158 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,987 Asshole. 159 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,990 You know, my ex and I actually met at a church, 160 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,992 if you can believe it. 161 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,777 But ironically, we never attended together as a family. 162 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,561 Did Margot tell you about her father? 163 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,215 No, she didn't. 164 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,088 - Mom. - What? 165 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:21,741 He didn't come over to hear depressing stories. 166 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,352 Oh, you didn't? 167 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,833 Anyway, it's not depressing, it's just life. 168 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,574 He died of cancer when she was 10. 169 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,663 I didn't know. I'm sorry. 170 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,056 It was very aggressive. 171 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,362 He was in a lot of pain. 172 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,233 Jesus. Spare him the details. 173 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:40,368 - No, I don't mind. - Well, I mind. 174 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,284 Margot doesn't like people talking about stuff like that. 175 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,589 She doesn't want people to feel sorry for her, 176 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,722 so she doesn't really mention it. 177 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:47,810 Margot also doesn't like when people talk about her 178 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,029 when she's present. 179 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,335 What about your parents? 180 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,641 You don't have to answer her. 181 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,774 Oh, come on. 182 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,037 Some people actually like talking about their family. 183 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,300 Okay. 184 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,389 My dad's dead and my mom's an alcoholic. 185 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,956 Did I miss anything? 186 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,394 - Margot, Don't be a bitch! - Mom! 187 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:09,745 My parents divorced when I was a kid, actually. 188 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,704 Well, I am sorry to hear that, Pilot. 189 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,968 No, it's totally fine. 190 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,058 I mean, it was a long time ago and they both got remarried. 191 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,929 Stepdad is cool, stepmom's a little crazy, 192 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,583 but you know, like, it's fine. 193 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,281 They'll make it work. 194 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,935 Should I call you Paul or Pilot? 195 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,416 'Cause I feel a little silly calling you Pilot, 196 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,678 if I'm being honest. 197 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,550 You can call me Paul. 198 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,769 Why do people call you Pilot anyway? 199 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:34,639 He flew for the Air Force. 200 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,294 - You did? - Yeah. 201 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,122 Yep. 202 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,471 Well, and here I was thinking it was just 203 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,386 a silly nickname. 204 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,913 Well, thank you for your service, Paul, the pilot. 205 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,566 Cheers. 206 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,090 - Cheers. - Cheers. 207 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,096 Such a fucking embarrassment. 208 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,706 I did warn you though. 209 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,014 I didn't think she was that bad. 210 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,886 You're right, it could have been a lot worse. 211 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,324 So, do you think that she believes that I flew 212 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,108 in the Air Force? 213 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:13,983 - You mean you didn't? - No. 214 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,030 But I can take you to the sky if you'd like. 215 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,684 Ooh, I'd love to fly. 216 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,124 Well, then let me give you wings. 217 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,159 You make me forget about everything. 218 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:45,814 I love that. 219 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,951 What are your dreams, Margot? 220 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,216 - Dreams? - Yeah. 221 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,004 Dreams are reserved for people 222 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,614 who don't have to worry about getting evicted 223 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,748 from their homes. 224 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:10,056 I spend my time in reality, for the most part. 225 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,974 My mom can't even hold down a job. 226 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,282 It's been that way since my dad died. 227 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,808 - Are you two close? - Yeah. 228 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,335 I mean, I know we were, 229 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:32,904 but most of my memories of him are when he was sick, 230 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,257 towards the end when he was dying. 231 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,652 That's all I see when I try to remember him. 232 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,917 His body had wasted away 233 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,920 and what was left was 234 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,228 a zombie pretty much. 235 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,361 That sounds awful. 236 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,452 Yeah. 237 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:10,159 Hey, what if I could help you? 238 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,640 That's sweet, but I couldn't take your money. 239 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,817 No, no, no, not my money. 240 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,473 What? 241 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,847 Eli, this is the third time 242 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,370 I'm leaving you a message. 243 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,155 I know you're avoiding us. 244 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,982 Stop avoiding your mother. 245 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,462 McKayla's a wonderful girl. I know you 246 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,985 two can work this out. 247 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,945 Oh, poor Reagan. Call me back. 248 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,492 Sorry I'm late. 249 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,798 I've been here 20 minutes already. 250 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,495 I told you I'm sorry. 251 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,497 What do you want? A written apology or something? 252 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,107 I just don't like sitting here alone in a work van 253 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,369 with drugs on me. 254 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,979 You know I hate coming here. 255 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,589 Chill, Eli. 256 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,156 Nobody comes out here this late. 257 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,034 Just check out the accessories in the side pockets. 258 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,690 Just do it when you get home. 259 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,997 It's a lot of damn money. 260 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,433 You don't trust me, Bo? 261 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,305 I don't trust nobody. 262 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,002 You know, next time I'm not gonna trust you 263 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,612 when you say you'll be somewhere at a certain time. 264 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,614 Do you want my money or not? 265 00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,355 What was that? 266 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,228 You got somebody with you? 267 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,751 Probably just a coyote or something. 268 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,448 Where are you going? 269 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,624 Hello? 270 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,930 Just gimme the bag, dude. 271 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,674 - You filming us. - Whoa. What the fuck? 272 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,067 You got somebody filming me? Huh? 273 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,069 You get popped. You a fucking narc? 274 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,289 - What is this? - You tell me. 275 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,073 You trying to shake me down? 276 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,206 You trying to get me on camera, narc? 277 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,339 - Okay, you're high. - That may be, 278 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,950 but I know what I heard, and that ain't a coyote. 279 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,300 Oh, you know what? 280 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,084 You wanna film me? 281 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,564 I'm gonna film you. How you like that shit, huh? 282 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,131 Just gimme the back so I can leave. 283 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,567 You wanna stick around, be my guest? 284 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,439 Watch out! 285 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,225 Damn it. 286 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,942 Oh God. 287 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:22,123 Okay, so Eli keeps his stash somewhere upstairs 288 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,734 and his wife is staying at her mom's and he's out, 289 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:29,739 so now's the perfect time to do it. 290 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:31,045 I usually wait at least six months into a relationship 291 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,742 before I start robbing houses. 292 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,311 Right. Well, I like to move fast. 293 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:38,182 I'm not talking about robbing him blind, you know, 294 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,793 just like take a little bit. 295 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,144 He's a drug dealer. 296 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,667 The dude makes more in one day than we do in six months. 297 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,669 And you want me to go in there with you? 298 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,323 Yeah. 299 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:51,065 And do what? Keep a lookout? 300 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:54,460 Yeah, and like toss shit around. 301 00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,157 I don't know, throw pillows. 302 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,159 You want me to throw pillows? 303 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,813 - Yeah, break stuff. - Like what? 304 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,514 There's a piano. 305 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,082 You want me to break a piano? 306 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,518 How do we even do that? 307 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,346 I don't know. 308 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,695 You know, toss shit around, throw pillows. 309 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,654 Just make sure it doesn't look staged. 310 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:17,918 Are you serious? 311 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,223 You really wanna rob this guy? 312 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:26,013 Yeah, I do. 313 00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,675 How convenient that the window's unlocked. 314 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,546 I unlocked it this afternoon. 315 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,069 All right, bear hug. - Okay. 316 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,030 - Ready? - Yep. 317 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:43,900 Yep, I got you. 318 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,078 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 319 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:51,473 We go to the left. 320 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,825 Wait, does he have any pets? 321 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,348 Dogs? 322 00:23:57,523 --> 00:24:00,395 Oh shit. 323 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,571 He has an alligator that lives upstairs in his bathtub. 324 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,355 - Dick. - No, it's fine. 325 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,053 It's a baby, it's like five feet long. 326 00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,924 It won't even bother you if you... 327 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,362 Oh, wait, he does have cameras by his front and back door 328 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,581 that alert his cell phone. 329 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,496 Just make sure we just, 330 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,759 we just gotta leave the same way we came back in. 331 00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,283 - Is that the piano? - Yep. 332 00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:25,551 It's nice. I don't wanna break it. 333 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,509 Okay, then just like mess it up in there 334 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:30,251 and just make sure it doesn't look staged. 335 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:33,297 All right, just go upstairs and do what you gotta do 336 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,734 before the drugs wear off 337 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,562 and I realize what the fuck I'm doing. 338 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:37,606 Okay. 339 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:21,737 Ow! 340 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,600 Hey. - What the hell's that? 341 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:43,079 He's got a safe, but it's bolted in the wall, 342 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:44,733 so we just gotta... 343 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,517 Are you gonna take it? 344 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:47,997 Do you know how to crack safes? 345 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,957 We can't just walk out of here with his safe. 346 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,089 - We can do whatever we want. - You just said- 347 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:55,701 Wait, duck down. Come here. 348 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,836 No, no, no, no, no. 349 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,287 Oh, fuck. 350 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,419 Shit. 351 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,422 What are we gonna do? 352 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,425 We're gonna wait, okay? 353 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,209 He's probably going to leave again. 354 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:27,428 No, something went wrong. 355 00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:29,430 There's blood, and a lot of it. 356 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,431 I know. I saw that. 357 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,316 I don't wanna be here. 358 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:49,406 We just need to keep it together, all right? 359 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,581 We're gonna be fine. 360 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:51,321 He's going to leave again. 361 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,802 You don't know that. 362 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,456 What if he decides to make a fucking sandwich? 363 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,805 We gotta get outta here. 364 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,087 Ah shit. 365 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:36,497 Shit. 366 00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,788 Fuck. 367 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:14,230 What the... 368 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,984 Gonna film me? I'm gonna 369 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:30,812 film you. How you like that shit, huh? 370 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:31,726 Just gimme the bag so I can leave. You wanna 371 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,771 stick around, be my guest. 372 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:34,990 Watch out! 373 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,063 Oh God. 374 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,231 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 375 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:43,972 What are you doing? - Did you hear that? 376 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:47,454 - Yeah. - What was it? 377 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:49,543 I think it was like an animal dying or something. 378 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:02,904 Okay, he's upstairs, we should go now. 379 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,471 Hold on. Just wait a minute. 380 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:05,211 What do you mean, "Wait a minute?" 381 00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,696 There's like $10,000 in each of those envelopes. 382 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,960 That he's taking upstairs to put in his safe 383 00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,265 that we can't open. 384 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:22,532 We have no idea what just happened. 385 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,056 He could be in some serious shit. 386 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,361 He's bleeding. What if he killed someone? 387 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:26,232 What if people are after him? 388 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,711 Okay, okay. Shh. 389 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,017 Fuck this. 390 00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:01,049 Jesus, McKayla. What the fuck are you doing? 391 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:02,311 I told you I was coming by this weekend 392 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:03,225 to get some of my shit. 393 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,184 Just chill. 394 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,969 Yeah, well, now's not really a good time, okay? 395 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:09,797 - Who is that? - It's his wife. 396 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,407 You said she was at her mother's? 397 00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:12,408 That's what he told me. 398 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:14,976 We're so fucked. 399 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,283 Eli, what happened to your stomach? 400 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,461 Oh, shit. 401 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,550 Look, it's been a rough night, okay? 402 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:24,943 Let me see. 403 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,080 What happened? 404 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,082 This crazy homeless man bit me. 405 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:39,000 You really need to get this looked at. 406 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,655 - I know. I will. - Like soon. 407 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,092 - Yeah, I know. - Like tonight. 408 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:50,185 Ugh, it's oozing. 409 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,100 You're the one wanting to look at it. 410 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,972 Yeah, and I'm glad I did because that shit is infected. 411 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,974 Infected? 412 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:56,713 A bite doesn't just have to come from an animal 413 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,454 to cause an infection. 414 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,108 A human bite can be just as dangerous, 415 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,980 especially one from a homeless person. 416 00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:06,288 - How dangerous? - I dunno. 417 00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:09,683 Hepatitis B, hepatitis C, herpes, 418 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,729 AIDS, rabies even. - AIDS? 419 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,384 - Look it up. - I can't go to the hospital. 420 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,125 Why not? 421 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:17,908 Because they're gonna ask questions. 422 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,388 - And? - And... 423 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,003 It happened, it happened during a transaction. 424 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:29,311 A drug deal. 425 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,270 So, what? The buyer just attacked you? 426 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:34,099 No, not the buyer, it was somebody else. 427 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,143 - Who? - I don't know. 428 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,058 He was just there. 429 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,495 He attacked the buyer and then me and then... 430 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:40,627 And what? 431 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,457 I shot him. 432 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:48,678 Oh my God, you shot someone? 433 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:49,723 What do you want me to say? 434 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,420 I had to protect myself. 435 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,161 Is he dead? 436 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:56,904 Eli, is he dead? - Yes, I'm pretty sure. 437 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,775 Okay, what about the buyer? 438 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:02,040 He's really dead. 439 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,954 - What does that mean? - I knew it. 440 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,130 He killed somebody. 441 00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:06,305 I told you. - Shh. 442 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,006 Bag so I can leave. 443 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,921 If you wanna stick around- - What is this? 444 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:14,617 Be my guest. 445 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:15,749 Watch out! 446 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,721 - Okay, turn it off. - Are you watching? 447 00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,201 Just turn it the fuck off! 448 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,293 What was wrong with him? 449 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,035 Bath salts maybe. 450 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:42,863 Yeah, well, he looked like a zombie. 451 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,431 Yeah, well then I guess that would make me a zombie. 452 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:49,739 I'm quitting, Mick, I'm done. 453 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:52,307 I have enough money to do whatever we wanna do. 454 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:53,395 Eli, is someone gonna come after you? 455 00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:54,222 No. 456 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,357 What if they think you killed him? 457 00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:03,362 Wait, did you take his money? 458 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:06,321 Well, I wasn't just gonna leave it there. 459 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,411 Look, look, this guy, the buyer, he's my only contact. 460 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:10,847 He gets ahold of me when he wants shit, 461 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,414 and that's the extent of it. 462 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,113 Nobody's coming after me. 463 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,898 Mick, this is a sign for me to get out. 464 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,250 Look, I think if anything is a sign, it's this. 465 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,557 There's already been three cases of cancer 466 00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,036 and one of the guys is younger than me. 467 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,082 And they're sure they got it from the factory? 468 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,302 They said it's from the solvents. 469 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:33,087 And I know we wear masks, but you know, after time, 470 00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,654 I'm sure that they don't work. 471 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,395 Have you had any symptoms? 472 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,571 Other than the cough I've had, 473 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,790 I guess I've been a little lightheaded sometimes. 474 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,271 What are you gonna do for work if you quit? 475 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:48,058 - I will figure something out. - For less money. 476 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:53,760 Look, there are more important things than money, okay? 477 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,327 Like that little girl upstairs, 478 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,373 and I wanna be around to walk her down the aisle. 479 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:00,984 Okay? 480 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,131 I always told myself that as soon as I had enough money 481 00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:21,135 and investments set aside for Reagan, I'd stop. 482 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,790 Tonight put me where I need to be. 483 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,618 Tonight, this ends. 484 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:32,059 Mick, we can get past this. 485 00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:42,678 - Ow! What the fuck? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 486 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,465 I don't know what happened. 487 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:50,773 You're scaring me. 488 00:36:56,562 --> 00:37:00,087 I really think we need to take you to a hospital. 489 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,263 Eli. - No hospital! 490 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,010 You should have the combination of my safe 491 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,403 in case anything happens to me. 492 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,712 It's 08, 19, 72. 493 00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:21,239 You wanna write it down? 494 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,503 08,19,72. I got it. 495 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,158 Fine. All right. 496 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:31,249 Happy? 497 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:35,165 There's almost 80 grand in there 498 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,037 and another 50 in product. 499 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,343 I'll give you the number 500 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:39,300 to a guy you can offload it to for 40. 501 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,091 - Where are you going? - Bathroom. 502 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,765 Oh, that's not good. 503 00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,481 Okay, they're both gone 504 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,483 and we have the combination, 8,19,72. 505 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,008 - We can't take it. - What? 506 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:21,184 You heard him, he's done. 507 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,360 If we take his money, 508 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:23,622 he'll have to break his word 509 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,711 and keep doing what he's doing. 510 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,103 - That's not our problem. - And what if he's right? 511 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,627 What if something does happen to him? 512 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,846 Where's that gonna leave his wife and daughter? 513 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,500 They're gonna need that money. 514 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,502 Nothing is going to happen to him. 515 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,938 Look, I got news for you, all right? 516 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,853 He's not done, even if he says he is. 517 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,818 What the... 518 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,908 That was so bad. 519 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,910 Thank God. 520 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,869 I was afraid to say anything in case you liked it. 521 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,045 My local church puts on scarier stuff than that. 522 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,090 My nephew's third grade class had better set designing 523 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:43,049 in their school play. 524 00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:47,488 I mean, they literally had trash bags taped to the walls. 525 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,185 I'm so sorry I brought you all the way out here for that. 526 00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:50,796 I read good reviews. 527 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:52,754 It's okay. 528 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,539 I'm having a great time making fun of it. 529 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:55,757 Good. Good. 530 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,455 I'm having a great time too. 531 00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:00,458 I'm so sorry. - It's fine. It's fine. 532 00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:08,596 - What? - Is everything okay? 533 00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:10,946 I don't know. 534 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:14,036 Oh, do you mind if I take this? 535 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:14,950 Of course not. Go ahead, yeah. 536 00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,038 Thanks. 537 00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:18,476 Hello? - Jesus Christ. 538 00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:19,781 Thank God you finally answered. 539 00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,609 I've been calling and calling. 540 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,045 I left you messages. I'm fucking freaking out. 541 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,046 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 542 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:25,221 Slow down. Who is this? 543 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:28,355 It's Eli, your neighbor. 544 00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:31,532 Eli, how'd you get this number? 545 00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:34,970 From your website, the podcast page, 546 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,798 Zombie Playhouse or whatever. 547 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,060 Yeah, so what do you want? 548 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:39,584 I'm kind of busy right now. 549 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:44,763 - I don't know. Advice. - Advice about what? 550 00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:47,766 About, you know, zombies. 551 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,160 Is this something we can talk about later? 552 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,597 No, it's not. 553 00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:57,123 How should I put this? 554 00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,994 So, about an hour ago, 555 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:02,215 I was attacked by a man and he bit me. 556 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:03,782 Oh God. Is it bad? 557 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:06,785 Are you bleeding? - Yes. Yes, I'm bleeding. 558 00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,483 I have a temperature, my heart rate is slow. 559 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,093 I'm fucking puking up black shit. 560 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:12,704 Listen, I can't talk about this right now, 561 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,054 but you should definitely go to the ER, okay? 562 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,838 Good luck and I'll talk to you later. 563 00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:23,236 Hello? Casper? 564 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,367 Hello? 565 00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,458 - Who was that? - My neighbor. 566 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,896 He thinks he got bit by a zombie. 567 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:34,290 - Oh - Yeah. 568 00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:36,858 - Huh. - Look, he might fly straight 569 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,294 for a little while, but look, 570 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,253 don't let the bullshit 571 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:41,820 that he's feeding her feed into you too, all right? 572 00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:44,431 What about the bullshit you fed me? 573 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,346 Trying to take his whole safe 574 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,956 after you said that you weren't gonna try to rob him blind. 575 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,915 Okay, well, now we have the combination. 576 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,961 - No, where are you going? - He's in the bathroom, 577 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:53,962 she's in the living room, I have to go do it now. 578 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,964 Are you crazy? 579 00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:57,618 Look, we're gonna communicate through text, okay? 580 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:58,837 I'll tell you when I have the money. 581 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,403 You just warn me if they're coming. 582 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,580 No, don't go. Don't go out there. 583 00:43:02,797 --> 00:43:03,885 I'm not gonna take it all, all right? 584 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:04,712 Calm down. 585 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:08,934 Shit. 586 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,412 I feel like getting some ice cream. 587 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,935 Do you want some ice cream? 588 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:55,894 I like to get ice- - Don't you think you 589 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:56,851 should answer the phone? - No, he's messing with me. 590 00:43:57,069 --> 00:43:59,027 He thinks what I do is a joke. 591 00:43:59,201 --> 00:43:59,941 Would he be calling you this much if it was a joke? 592 00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:01,943 Yes, you don't know him. 593 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,815 He's one of those guys that... 594 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:06,121 Hey, don't. 595 00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:08,123 - Hello? - Man. 596 00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,604 - Who's this? - This is Georgia. Who's this? 597 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:13,563 - Where's Casper? - He's right here. 598 00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:15,783 It's for you. 599 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:17,132 - Thanks. - Welcome. 600 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:21,615 chuckling] 601 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,719 Oh shit. 602 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,506 Eli, I get 20 phone calls a week 603 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,769 from people who think they're zombies. 604 00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:48,076 It's actually a segment on my show. 605 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,817 Maybe they were telling you the truth. 606 00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:51,819 Do you have any idea the impact 607 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,473 that one zombie would have on the entire world? 608 00:44:53,647 --> 00:44:54,692 That's why I'm calling you. 609 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,512 If you don't believe me, 610 00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:35,080 take a trip to Hideaway Park and see for yourself. 611 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,169 Wait, Hideaway Park. Did you say Hideaway Park? 612 00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,997 Yeah. 613 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:40,868 What's at Hideaway Park, Eli? 614 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,218 That thing that bit me. 615 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,699 I shot him, or it, or whatever the fuck it was. 616 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:47,396 His body is at Hideaway Park. 617 00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,495 Hey, can we video chat? 618 00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:00,409 I wanna take a look at that bite. 619 00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:12,465 Oh my God. 620 00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:17,775 Baby? Baby? 621 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,341 McKayla? McKayla? 622 00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,259 Come on, baby. 623 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:27,785 No! 624 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,411 Why'd you take the moeny 625 00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:14,657 Eli, are you there? Eli? 626 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:42,250 Come on, man. I don't know what happened. 627 00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,775 - I thought you didn't care. - He mentioned Hideaway Park. 628 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,255 - What's that? - Hideaway Park 629 00:47:47,429 --> 00:47:49,475 is a public park area 630 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:51,912 where some of my listeners have reported seeing a zombie. 631 00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:54,132 And where there's smoke- - There's fire. 632 00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:57,178 Why would there be a zombie at a public park? 633 00:47:57,352 --> 00:48:00,051 There's a CDC building near there. 634 00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:02,488 Center for Disease Control. - And? 635 00:48:02,662 --> 00:48:05,012 And neuroscience, neurotoxins, 636 00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:07,058 and neurological research have all been linked 637 00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:09,364 to the re-animation of the brain. 638 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:11,410 Hmm. - What? 639 00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,977 I guess I just always pictured outta the ground 640 00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:15,631 Ramiro zombies when the time came. 641 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,459 You're such a nerd. 642 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:18,547 Oh my God. 643 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:42,397 Hey, I don't know what happened. 644 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:43,529 Are you okay? 645 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,967 - Eli? - Eli? 646 00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:51,537 You know, my grandmother 647 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:54,801 was the mostreligious person I've ever met, 648 00:48:56,890 --> 00:48:59,414 went to church every week her whole life. 649 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,983 I doubt she missed a mass. 650 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:09,337 She prayed before every meal, 651 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:11,339 read the Bible every night before bed. 652 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,647 She quoted 653 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:18,085 scripturesfor just about any occasion. 654 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,437 When she got stomach cancer, 655 00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:29,705 the pain was so unbearable that she did something 656 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:33,100 that nobody thought she was capable of. 657 00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:36,582 She killed herself. 658 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:46,984 Now, if anyone believes that the price for suicide 659 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:51,075 was eternal damnation, it was her. 660 00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:57,342 But in the end, it didn't matter. 661 00:49:57,516 --> 00:50:00,562 She gave up all her convictions to stop the pain 662 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:04,610 because she believed she was already dead. 663 00:50:07,134 --> 00:50:11,095 And if you're already dead, is it really suicide? 664 00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:12,313 Whoa. Whoa. 665 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,402 Wait, just wait a second. 666 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:16,926 I know where you're going with this, and just wait. 667 00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,885 Don't do anything stupid. Let's talk this out. 668 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:21,496 Let's evaluate our options. 669 00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:25,544 Options? What options? 670 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:28,373 Is this something that's reversible? 671 00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:30,462 Can we at least do a video chat? 672 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:33,073 - For your podcast? - Yes, Eli, for my podcast. 673 00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:36,424 But listen, if what you say is true, 674 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,818 we have an opportunity to document your story. 675 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,516 We can prove zombies exist. 676 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,475 We can bring awareness to the world. 677 00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,259 You'll be the fucking Neil Armstrong of zombies. 678 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,435 Your face will be in textbooks about this shit. 679 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,481 Maybe it's better if the world doesn't know. 680 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:54,660 Then how will it be ready? 681 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,096 How will your daughter be ready? 682 00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:27,084 - Can you see me? - Turn your phone sideways. 683 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:32,872 - Better? - Yeah. 684 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,005 Can I see your bite? 685 00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:41,663 - Oh shit. Sorry. - Jesus Christ. 686 00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:43,491 - Sorry. Sorry. - Should I drive? 687 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,058 No, no, no, you need to film. 688 00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:48,757 - Okay. - How about your eyes? 689 00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,587 - Fuck. - Would you just film? 690 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,676 - Sorry. - I'm sorry. That was rude. 691 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,200 There's a lot going on here right now. 692 00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:57,375 - It's fine. - There's no excuse for that. 693 00:51:57,549 --> 00:51:58,593 Sorry. - It's okay. 694 00:51:58,811 --> 00:51:59,377 Thanks. 695 00:52:01,553 --> 00:52:05,600 Does it hurt? Transforming? 696 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:09,082 Well, you have to die first 697 00:52:09,256 --> 00:52:11,389 and then when you wake up you're transformed. 698 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,262 I guess that doesn't sound so bad. 699 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,048 Well, technically you're already dead or dying. 700 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:21,355 How long does it usually take? 701 00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:24,402 It depends. It's different for different people. 702 00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:32,453 - Have you ever seen one? - No, actually I haven't. 703 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:34,194 So, it must be pretty exciting for you. 704 00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:36,544 It's amazing. 705 00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,419 It's okay, you can smile. 706 00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:48,208 So, I guess we have to talk about 707 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:49,905 what happens after you change. 708 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:51,255 What do you mean? 709 00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:52,995 Well, remember what I said about 710 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,649 the effects one zombie could have? 711 00:52:54,823 --> 00:52:56,608 Yeah. 712 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:58,523 Well, we don't want you infecting others, 713 00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:01,003 so I'm gonna need you to contain yourself. 714 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,831 Still have that plywood? 715 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:05,312 Yeah, in my garage. 716 00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:08,446 Okay, well, I'm about 40 minutes out and you're gonna... 717 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:12,493 You're probably gonna change before I get there, 718 00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:16,323 so you need to use whatever strength you have left 719 00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:17,368 to board yourself in. 720 00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:33,427 Reagan. 721 00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:35,647 I know, buddy. 722 00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,785 Fuck it. 723 00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:45,613 Okay, let's do this. 724 00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,963 Okay, good. 725 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,183 All right, I need you to make sure you get all the exits 726 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:51,576 and all the windows. 727 00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:55,406 Use screws and a power drill if you can. 728 00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:58,800 It is vitally important that you cannot get out. 729 00:53:58,974 --> 00:54:00,715 I'll be there as soon as I can. 730 00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:02,804 And then you'll... 731 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,893 And then I'll show up and- 732 00:54:05,111 --> 00:54:09,594 - Kill me. - Unless you kill me first. 733 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:21,214 Listen, I need you to do something for me. 734 00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:22,998 What? 735 00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,522 I'm gonna leave behind the duffel bag. 736 00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:27,220 Inside there will be money, a lot of money. 737 00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:28,656 I don't want the police to find it or anyone else, 738 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:30,484 do you understand me? 739 00:54:30,658 --> 00:54:32,181 What about McKayla, does she know about it? 740 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,661 I'll leave it on the kitchen island, 741 00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,576 just promise me you'll give it to Reagan 742 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:36,751 when the time comes. 743 00:54:36,969 --> 00:54:39,537 Hey, Eli, what about McKayla? 744 00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:40,929 Just promise me or I'll shoot myself 745 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,583 in the fucking head right now. 746 00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:44,672 Okay, I promise. Jesus. 747 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,114 Is that your date? 748 00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:54,856 Yeah. 749 00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,859 - Hi. - Wow, she's hot. 750 00:54:58,033 --> 00:54:59,644 Thanks. 751 00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,689 Sorry that you're gonna turn into a zombie. 752 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:02,908 Yeah, thanks. 753 00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:05,998 Good luck. 754 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,481 - Hey, Eli? - Yeah? 755 00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,092 I'm sorry, man. 756 00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,314 Yeah, me too. 757 00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:26,671 Wow. 758 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,463 Should I keep recording? 759 00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:38,683 No, you can turn that off too. 760 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:42,426 Thanks. - Yeah. 761 00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:15,850 Oh, Paul, look, it's a duffle bag for summer camp 762 00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:18,070 to replace the one you lost, 763 00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:21,813 courtesy of Uncle Bill, who's sorry he missed your birthday. 764 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:29,342 Listen, not every present 765 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:32,780 is going to be a video game or a toy. 766 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:35,348 When your uncle asks what you wanted for your birthday, 767 00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:38,307 I said you needed a new tote bag, 768 00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:41,615 so if you wanna blame anybody, blame me. 769 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:50,102 And we're gonna make sure that you do not lose this one. 770 00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:41,762 Hello? 771 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,938 Hi. I found this number in a bag at Cole's Tavern. 772 00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:46,245 I'm looking for a Paul Daniels. 773 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,117 Jesus. That's my son's bag. 774 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:50,031 Let me give you his number. 775 00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:52,730 Oh, okay. 776 00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,601 He's probably looking everywhere for it. 777 00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:56,647 Are there drugs in it? 778 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,214 I don't know, I haven't looked inside. 779 00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,520 Do you have a pen? 780 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:08,659 - Hello? - Hi, is this Paul? 781 00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:10,312 - Yeah, who's this? - My name's Margot, 782 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,662 I work at Cole's Tavern. 783 00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,272 I found a bag with your name inside. 784 00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:16,275 - You found my bag? - I think so. 785 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:20,192 I have torn apart my house, my car, my... 786 00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:22,455 Sorry, you said Cole's Tavern? 787 00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:25,632 - Yeah. - When do you guys close? 788 00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:26,807 - About 30 minutes. - All right, 789 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:27,808 I'm gonna be there in 20. 790 00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:28,896 Okay. 791 00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:42,910 Is that the duffle bag date? 792 00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,825 Yeah, I think so. 793 00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:46,958 - He's cute. - Shut up. 794 00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,089 You should definitely let him win and influence you. 795 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:49,177 Stop it. 796 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:22,036 - You must be Paul. - You must be Margot. 797 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,430 And this must be your bag. 798 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,737 You must, must be an angel. 799 00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:29,827 Did you just start working here? 800 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,393 I haven't seen you around. 801 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,658 - Yeah, second day. - Well, here. 802 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:36,224 - No, I can't. - Sure you can. 803 00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:38,487 Really, I appreciate it. 804 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:42,883 Then take it. Come on, as a tip. 805 00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,668 I'd have to split it with Willow. 806 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,715 Okay, well, lemme take you out. 807 00:59:50,804 --> 00:59:53,154 Oh, what? Do you have a boyfriend? 808 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:57,681 No, I don't know. 809 00:59:57,855 --> 00:59:59,987 You don't know if you have a boyfriend? 810 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:02,555 - I don't know you. - I don't know you either. 811 01:00:02,729 --> 01:00:04,513 Why do you wanna take me out then? 812 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:05,993 You found my lucky bag. 813 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,213 I mean, I think this has gotta mean something. 814 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:09,344 It means you must not care that much about your lucky bag 815 01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,824 if you left on a dirty bar floor. 816 01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,220 Well, thank you for finding it, Margot. 817 01:00:15,394 --> 01:00:17,135 I hope to see you again. 818 01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:18,353 You should really update the information in that 819 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:19,746 if you're gonna leave it places. 820 01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:21,748 Yeah, I'll do that. 821 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,581 I'm off Tuesday. 822 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:46,023 You've gotta be kidding me. 823 01:04:48,841 --> 01:04:49,842 You just scared the shit outta me. 824 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:52,192 - What did you do? - Hey, she fell. 825 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:53,498 She fell, all right? 826 01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:54,803 It was an accident, all right? 827 01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:56,414 Where's Eli? - I don't know, 828 01:04:56,588 --> 01:04:57,676 but this whole place is boarded up 829 01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,025 and we have to get outta here. 830 01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:00,070 What do you think I'm trying to do? 831 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,769 You have nowhere to go Pilot. 832 01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:06,815 I've blocked all the exits. 833 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:15,215 Coming after the money I can forgive, but killing my wife, 834 01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:18,479 the mother of my child . 835 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,003 I'm gonna make you suffer. 836 01:06:29,463 --> 01:06:31,813 I'm sorry. Eli, I'm sorry, man. 837 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,772 Eli, I'm sorry, man. 838 01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:35,382 You pointed a gun at me, dude. 839 01:06:51,224 --> 01:06:54,488 I'll see you soon, Pilot. 840 01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:02,714 Margot, I... 841 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:06,848 He was trying to kill me. He was trying to kill you. 842 01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:09,025 I didn't... 843 01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:11,940 It's like the infection was in his brain or something. 844 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,942 I'm an accomplice. 845 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:15,205 I won't get as much time as you, 846 01:07:15,379 --> 01:07:17,424 but my life is fucking over. - Hey. 847 01:07:17,598 --> 01:07:19,078 No, no, no, no, no, no. No one's getting any time, okay? 848 01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:20,340 Don't you watch "Forensic Files," 849 01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:21,689 the police are fucking smart, okay? 850 01:07:21,907 --> 01:07:24,127 They figure shit out. 851 01:07:24,301 --> 01:07:27,173 How did he even know you were here? 852 01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:29,088 The bag. 853 01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,308 What bag? 854 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,875 The bag. The duffle bag. 855 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,399 The bag. My bag. 856 01:07:36,922 --> 01:07:41,361 You brought that here? 857 01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:45,191 You brought the bag with your fucking name on it here? 858 01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:48,064 Are you a fucking idiot? 859 01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:50,675 - It's my lucky bag. - Stop saying that. Stop. 860 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,198 You're not 10 years old. 861 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,069 How can you be so fucking stupid? 862 01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:56,028 How can I be so fucking stupid? 863 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,335 They have a daughter, Pilot! 864 01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,867 - Hey. - Help me get outta here. 865 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:09,781 - Help me find the bag. - Look around. 866 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:11,739 And I don't know where it is. 867 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:12,958 We're not leaving without it. 868 01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:14,873 Are you serious? 869 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,353 My name is in the bag, all right? 870 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:17,832 We can't just leave it here. 871 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:19,356 There's two of us, if we split up, 872 01:08:19,530 --> 01:08:20,792 we're gonna find it faster. 873 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:24,839 There's no point in you doing that, all right? 874 01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:25,884 They're lag screws. 875 01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:27,059 What does that mean? 876 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,016 It means they're very sturdy. 877 01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,017 Look, he drilled into the studs. 878 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,889 How do you know that? 879 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,891 Look, they're in the fricking window frame. 880 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,588 He went through a lot of trouble 881 01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:37,809 to make sure that we weren't gonna get outta here. 882 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,027 Hey, what do you think he meant when he was like, 883 01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:40,203 "I'll see you soon, Pilot?" 884 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,161 Are you really not gonna help me? 885 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:45,033 - I need you, Margot. - Fuck you! 886 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:46,034 Fuck you! Fuck you! 887 01:08:46,209 --> 01:08:47,732 Fuck you! 888 01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,693 All right, look. 889 01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:54,042 No, get the fuck away from me! 890 01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:57,742 Fine. 891 01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,267 I'm gonna go check the kitchen. 892 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,616 You check the living room. 893 01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:11,277 Where? 894 01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:22,375 Shit. 895 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:24,725 Fuck. 896 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,441 What the fuck was that? 897 01:10:29,703 --> 01:10:31,009 He was dead, all right? 898 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,053 He was dead. I checked his pulse. 899 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,272 Did you see his face? 900 01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:38,495 Shit. Be quiet. 901 01:10:40,148 --> 01:10:42,194 Hurry up. 902 01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:44,065 I can't be quiet and hurry up at the same time, all right? 903 01:10:45,458 --> 01:10:47,417 Do you have to be so loud? 904 01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:48,679 I don't know what you want me to do right now. 905 01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:50,333 Oh God, you're making so much noise. 906 01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:56,861 Hey, hey, Eli, I am really, really sorry about it. 907 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:57,949 It was all an accident, man. 908 01:10:58,123 --> 01:10:59,951 Can we talk about this? 909 01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:02,562 That's not Eli. 910 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:31,591 Eli, stop, stop, stop. 911 01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,332 No, no, no, man. 912 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:29,736 For those of you just joining our live feed, 913 01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,564 let me get you caught up. 914 01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:32,783 We are in the middle of a zombie hunt. 915 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,567 And no, this is not a prank. 916 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,266 I have visual confirmation, which I'll be posting later. 917 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:41,269 And yes, I'm fucking terrified. 918 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,359 Invite your friends and family. 919 01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:44,838 This will most likely be taken offline immediately. 920 01:12:45,012 --> 01:12:46,884 Casper, do you have a girl in here? 921 01:12:47,058 --> 01:12:48,364 Not now, mom. I'm live. 922 01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:51,105 You do have a girl in here. 923 01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:52,890 I smelled your perfume. 924 01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,762 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Casper's mom. 925 01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:57,460 - Nice to meet you. - Don't video me. 926 01:12:57,634 --> 01:12:59,375 I'm not wearing any makeup. 927 01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:01,115 Mom, what part of I'm live don't you understand? 928 01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:03,117 Well, frankly, I don't understand any of this. 929 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,118 It means that thousands of people 930 01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:05,816 are watching you right now. 931 01:13:06,033 --> 01:13:06,860 Yeah, seriously, you're gonna be a meme 932 01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:08,296 in like 20 minutes. 933 01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:09,210 - A what? - A meme. 934 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:13,040 It's an internet thing. Yeah. 935 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,215 It means, like, you might go viral. 936 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,870 - Let's roll. - Okay. 937 01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:18,611 Where are you going with all that stuff? 938 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,267 - To save the world. - Go for it, honey. 939 01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:23,964 - Bye. - Bye. 940 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,893 How do I look? 941 01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:43,027 You look ready to kick some zombie ass. 942 01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:44,594 Go get 'em, Casper. 943 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,204 You can record me until I go in, 944 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,988 but you can't come in with me. 945 01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,076 Yes, okay. 946 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:51,296 - Let's go. - Okay. 947 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,347 Shit. 948 01:17:36,521 --> 01:17:38,610 Hurry, please! 949 01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:39,829 Hurry, please! 950 01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,710 He's coming for you! 951 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:02,068 Oh fuck. Oh fuck. 952 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:08,945 It's Kevlar, bitch. 953 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:47,853 You bit? 954 01:18:50,508 --> 01:18:52,292 - No. - How many others? 955 01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:54,686 - Two - Eli? 956 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:55,426 I got him. He's in there. 957 01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,644 Oh, good. 958 01:19:05,044 --> 01:19:06,524 He was right there. 959 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,308 I stabbed that bar right through his chest. 960 01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:12,051 - Did you get him in the head? - No, in the heart. 961 01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,574 These are zombies, not vampires, 962 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,359 you have to get them in the head. 963 01:19:23,149 --> 01:19:24,411 Fuck. 964 01:20:07,237 --> 01:20:09,239 Thank you for saving me. 965 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,384 Hi. - Hi. 966 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,342 Yeah, he broke his hand. 967 01:21:16,523 --> 01:21:17,437 Reagan. 968 01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:20,353 Do I know you? 969 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:23,269 No. 970 01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:28,361 Could you give us a second? 971 01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:31,147 I'm good. 972 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:35,238 So... 973 01:21:35,455 --> 01:21:37,457 So, here we are. 974 01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:41,853 What does that mean? 975 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,594 It means I've been waiting for this day. 976 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,901 Should I be worried? 977 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:48,164 I knew your dad. 978 01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,341 I don't know how much you know about him. 979 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:55,867 Were you a friend of his or something? 980 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:57,086 Let's go with or something. 981 01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:00,306 Okay, I don't know what I'm supposed to do 982 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,829 with that information. 983 01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:05,181 Your father left you some money. 984 01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:06,617 He wanted you to have it once you became old enough. 985 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,098 How much? 986 01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:11,752 This much. 987 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:20,587 Wait. Is that drug money? 988 01:22:20,805 --> 01:22:22,938 I know he was a drug dealer. 989 01:22:23,112 --> 01:22:25,941 No, it's from investments he had at the time of his death. 990 01:22:28,030 --> 01:22:29,161 Here, open your backpack. 991 01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:44,611 I wanna give you something else. 992 01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:48,311 Something that might be even more important than that money. 993 01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:52,445 Something that nobody else alive knows. 994 01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:56,884 I was with him when he died. 995 01:22:59,061 --> 01:23:00,714 Oh. 996 01:23:00,888 --> 01:23:01,498 I don't know if you know what happened. 997 01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:02,803 Just a little bit. 998 01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,891 I... 999 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,985 Your dad died doing the right thing. 1000 01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:14,119 If he hadn't boarded up that house... 1001 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:20,212 Your dad died a hero, 1002 01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:22,040 and that's how you should remember him. 1003 01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:29,265 Reagan, come on. 1004 01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:32,964 I gotta go. 1005 01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:34,052 Yeah. 1006 01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:36,185 Thank you. 1007 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:39,057 You're welcome. 1008 01:24:28,585 --> 01:24:30,761 Hello, freaky fans. 1009 01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:33,633 Welcome back to Zombie Playhouse. 1010 01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:38,029 I'm your new host, Georgia, 1011 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,640 taking over for our fearless, 1012 01:24:40,814 --> 01:24:44,209 amazing zombie hunter Casper Credence 1013 01:24:44,427 --> 01:24:46,429 who died saving all of humanity. 1014 01:24:48,213 --> 01:24:49,214 Rest in peace, Casper. 1015 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:55,046 I understand that these are big shoes to fill 1016 01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:58,397 and I'm not trying to replace him as much as honor him. 1017 01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,660 So, please give me some time. 1018 01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:05,230 Now, I have taken some time in the past few weeks 1019 01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:07,885 to read all of your comments. 1020 01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:10,540 I certainly understand the skepticism 1021 01:25:10,714 --> 01:25:12,759 of what really happened that night. 1022 01:25:12,977 --> 01:25:15,849 I mean, if I wasn't there myself, I would be skeptical too. 1023 01:25:16,023 --> 01:25:19,244 But I was there and witnessed that account firsthand. 1024 01:25:21,812 --> 01:25:24,510 Now, ever since we released that video, 1025 01:25:24,684 --> 01:25:26,686 there has been an investigation near the CDC building 1026 01:25:26,904 --> 01:25:27,774 at Hideaway Park 1027 01:25:31,082 --> 01:25:33,824 and they have found multiple experiments. 1028 01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:36,174 Now, I'm not confirming anything but, 1029 01:25:38,568 --> 01:25:42,615 I promise to do the best I can to update you. 1030 01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:48,621 I've gotta go.